Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!
by caliswaq July 2, 2014
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It means to say no or like to put you down
1. My momma go bless me if I ask to go somewhere

2. This girl liked me but I was blessin
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When a girl decides to send a guy a snap of what she’s wearing but only something he would be the only guy who sees.
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A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.
Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!
by Mashwans May 27, 2010
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A discrete way to say you are going to kill someone or smoke weed also used by rudeboys when saying goodbye
Ex1, How many people you bless is how you measure your success

Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
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Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.
Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!
by Yo mama!!!!! March 2, 2008
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Bryan just farted on the tour bus. #Blessed.”
by Religious folks July 19, 2018
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