it’s my chicken let me fuck it

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.

Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”

by Hhhhhhhhhhhhggg January 25, 2020

National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.

“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day”
“Yo fr??”
“Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”

by qosaku November 21, 2021

pay me for my time

something someone says when they work and need to get paid for their services, such as a mechanic, building contractor, police officer, etc...

Mechanic: I can check your car out...

Driver: Ok

Mechanic: I need you to pay me for my time though...

Driver: How much???

Mechanic: $45 per hour...

Driver: Ok...

by blthrskt April 28, 2009

let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

by Crashlandon August 14, 2022

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 2, 2007

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

champagne and eat me out day

Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!

Billy: ‘Guess what day it is?’

Amanda: ‘National champagne and eat me out day’

by Elephant 3.0 April 18, 2019