After a man is finishing up pounding dat ass and pulls his dick out and it's covered in shit. He now has himself a shit pickle!
by shitpickles June 08, 2014
While in the first year of flight academy, and upon your second solo flight, while accumulating all your feces from your first day of class (in a Glad brand green garbage bag to boot, hand tied, not wire tied)...set course for closest recreational area at an altitude of 300 ft. (preferrably with beach area), ensure plane has trap door access big enough to fit previous years fecal bag through. While at a speed of 60 knots drop fecal bag approx. 1 city block pre-target.
by Tony the Technician July 25, 2006
by Matt Bleyle February 09, 2006
This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.
The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
by biker dude November 08, 2009
that bitch weighs a shit load
by Overseer April 08, 2005
A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009