Sure Godbless

when you cba with what someone says

"liz wants the rent money" - *reply* "sure godbless"

by hillickk December 8, 2022

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The godzilla

When you cum in their mouth, then bend them over and ram it in their ass so they scream and spit out the cum like fire breath

I did the godzilla to my paretner and they screamed cum onto the wall.

by Pkker December 31, 2022

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The bleching gods of destruction that will reap the world from which it sows. With a trusty Canada Dry with Michael's in the left hand and Andre's in the right. Only true warriors of the Red Rum could stand against them. Dennis and Pierre to two Red Rum demons incapable of defeat challenged such gods. To their surprise Andre was dealt with quite easily, but Michael used their own technique against them. 2 against one, Dennis and Pierre believed they had the fight in the bag. After a long a battle, Michael was on his last leg, one last Red Rum till his defeat. But right before the last blow, a long silence was found within the battle field. 7 words were utter from Michael's mouth telepathically reaching Andre, boosting his surge. Andre rose with Michael to the top of the arena and yelled out, "You know I had to double it". Andre's power when then doubled, Dennis and Pierre stood no chance, they must make their retreat immediately. But before they finished with their CC, they screamed "HIRE ME...PLEASEEEEEEE". Destroying the arena and vanquishing our Red Rum demons.

The Belching Gods used their CC to blow the civilians away.

by Yomamanikka January 31, 2023

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Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

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the godfather way

I do you a favor, you do me a favor you can’t refuse

yeah sure, i’ll give you 15 bucks. But when i ask you for something you can’t refuse, the godfather way.

by imapopsomefags February 28, 2023

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"Lady Godiva" Story

A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.

"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."

by VincentGo! March 4, 2023

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