Faggot bitch nigga cunt

A faggot bitch who likes dick and being fucked in the ass. Usually named Lance

Lance is a faggot bitch nigga cunt.

by Penisfaggot6969 May 12, 2024

pus cunt

1. a female genitalia used to express someone who is afraid
2. a man who looks and acts a pussy

"Rai got called a pus cunt by a bunch of people, while willingly expressing his disinterest in drinking alcohol"

by Warrior25 May 14, 2024

Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'.

'After her 10th Ayahuasca ceremony, Karen definitely complains less but I'm done with all the lectures on the 'power of now' - namaste cunt!' . 'I don't want to be a namaste cunt but, i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.' ' How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman.'

by Hazzah - 111 May 15, 2024

Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

by __banterman May 19, 2024

Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.

How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'

by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Psycho Cunt

someone who would take their dying mother in to care for her during Chemo and then kick her out in the middle of the night with nowhere to go, attached to her chemo bags. Because she thought her mom (the frail one in chemo) was going to hurt the physically large woman.

I can’t believe she would do that to her own mom, what a psycho cunt!

by Dicky Stanicky May 25, 2024