double bass sex

Used to describe a sexual position used in foreplay where the man stands behind the woman, with his left hand on her left nipple, and his right hand on her vagina.

The man then proceeds to manipulate both parts of her body with the first and second fingers on each hand in a rhythmic fashion, ensuring that her nipple is gently squeezed between both fingers.

The position and action simulates that experienced by a double bass player.

Jesus mate, all she wanted was double bass sex, I was outa there.

by missadventure October 26, 2006

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.

Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

jack rabbit sex

As portrayed in Sex and the City, it is highly aggressive, fast-paced sex, resembling that performed by jack rabbits, or small dogs. It is essentially masterbating with a woman, chracterized by a pound-pound-pound-pound sequence. Men sometimes think it compensates for having a small penis or a partner with a particularly deep vagina, but really it's often painful for the woman.

"Ow, I'm still sore from that jack rabbit sex I had last night. I can hardly walk"

by J Bag January 3, 2006

Morse Code Sex

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.

*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"

by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010

Sex Me Slow

To make strong, passionate love to a women or man. The sex is slow, steady, and often times lengthy.

Permission granted to sex me slow - Tom Jones "sexbomb"

by Paul Hefner June 11, 2006

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

by Gearls December 24, 2008