Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017

fall out butts

Shorts that are so short, the lower part of the butt is exposed.

I can't believe Karen was wearing fall out butts. It's way too cold out.

by CubeOfCheese May 20, 2017

Rotate Dat Butt

The act of spinning a cigarette butt between nipples or testicles.

My cat likes to rotate dat butt.

by Mx-yz-pt-lk May 24, 2017

Butt

Fun to be play with , not to eat

"The butt was so nice. However, it was only fun to be with, not to eat.

by IEC June 7, 2017

tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.

Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet

by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017

Rusty coke butt

When you put it in someone's butthole and pullout and they proceed to do a line of cocaine off of your shit covered dick

Guy: hey I heard you hooked up with Katie d

Me: yeah we did a rusty coke butt

by Lojoooo June 23, 2017

butt cheesed

You're so offended and resentful you're not butthurt anymore you're butt cheesed

He's ao butt cheesed she wasn't talking to him

by Chuckchuck31 June 24, 2017