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Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022
mugGet the Bean baggedmug.

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
mugGet the Shit-bagmug.

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017
mugGet the Monday bagmug.

Peg bag

When you’re being pegged from behind, and someone reaches around and plays with your ball bag
Isabel pegged me last night corrr it was amazing she even gave me a peg bag!
by Harrydale May 5, 2023
mugGet the Peg bagmug.

Bag Tagging

To use your homies nuts as a punching bag to get into the zone like Iron Mike Tyson.
by St2rbird April 16, 2024
mugGet the Bag Taggingmug.

Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.
Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025
mugGet the Wet bag of chipsmug.

Tool Bag

He is such a Tool Bag
by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019
mugGet the Tool Bagmug.

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