con dog

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.

Guy:Here comes con dog.
Girl:ooh who’s con dog?

by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018

Reservoir Dog

A chick with a snatch full of cum

I was about to go down on this chick I picked up at the pub but one look at her snatch and I could see she was a reservoir dog.

by Twofer2 June 7, 2018

Big Dog

To be a big dog is to embody what it means to be self-oblivious, to be unaware of the fact that you're the biggest meme of all time. A big dog can also be used at the tail end of an insult to boost it's credibility. Or, big dog can mean you're cool

That's a nice Overbite, Big dog.

by SheCleansHisOverbite June 8, 2018

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Benny The Dog

A Benny the dog is a fat rat type of creature. These are only found in Story Wilsons room. The Benny will be 400 pound overweight. Even though he may be very ugly and like to hump odd objects, he is a great pet!

Benny the dog you fat rat come eat some lard for dinner.

by storywilson123 June 8, 2018

dogs

A common NZ phrase used to indicate disdain. Another word for shitty.
Is also used to describe someone who is either selfish and/or usually does scummy things.

Hozza: "That girl Beth thinks I'm gay, she tryna hook me up with her faggot ass mates n' what not - might just send her a dick pic to clear things up"
Reg: "Ehh that's pretty dogs yo"

"We all wanted ellie in the band, so she was gonna be lead but then dave didn't like looking at her crimson looking horse face so he cut her out"
"Haha what a dogs cunt! True doe, she does have a long ass head"

by nutinthebutt June 9, 2018