by Merica1776 September 1, 2019
Get the baby bird butt chug mug.Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
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