An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.
Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.
Can't be touched or harmed by any means.
Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.
Can't be touched or harmed by any means.
Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.
Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."
Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"
Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."
Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Black and Gay mug.Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.
It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
by DougSmug November 26, 2022
Get the Black Thing mug.E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange
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by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
Get the Black People Futures mug.Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the Black Santa Claus mug.Not to be confused with black irish, black black irish are irish people with african and irish descent. Most of the time this makes it so the person doesnt look black but not super pale either.
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Get the black black irish mug.Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.
Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
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