pipe dick

A condition to which the penis either can not sustain an erection for more then a minute or get one at all, induced by smoking to much on a glass pipe.

The other night my man was so high he got a bad case of pipe dick, we tried for hours but just couldn't get it happening, I was so upset!

by Die Jalony February 20, 2015

Porch Dick

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015

Poopy Dick

A man who during anal sex encounters human feces. That feces enters the dick hole and stops him from urinating properly.

Yo I want to have anal but I don’t want to have poopy dick

by Itztoplesss June 20, 2018

frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

Dick dizzy

When a girl so focused on a guy she cant think straight. He has her mind gone

Shay forgot to turn in her paper on time because she so dick dizzy over Ian.

by Wookie901 February 28, 2019

dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by chris October 27, 2003

Blue dick

Blue dick is someone who’s a far left liberal that makes no sense and gets mad at everyone about politics.

Guy 1 - Hey did you talk to billy last night?

Guy 2 - Yeah unfortunately he’s a fuckin blue dick.

by Sabel the Bull January 17, 2020