shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.

" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.

by The crippy June 18, 2016

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acidic shit

These nasty creations dwell in the bowels of perri. Once released into the world, (hopefully into a toilet) everyone within a 10,000 foot radius must evacuate within 30 seconds. Otherwise the scent of perros asscheeks will be embedded inside your nostrils for the rest of your life.

O fuck perro took another acidic shit.

Something smells deadly. Perro must have taken an acidic shit.

by hueuby January 30, 2017

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Do shit

The act of doing an activity that gets you off hours ass

do shit n shit

by Logic z January 10, 2021

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I'd Shit That

Similar to they saying "I'd hit that" but in terms of food, and eating it, not banging it.

Would be most appropriately used when a very tasty food item appears in your general
vicinity.

Guy 1 "Man that burger looks amazing man."

Guy 2 "Yeah IKR."

Guy 3 "Yeah man I'd shit that in a heartbeat."

Guy 4 "Man, I'd Shit that for days."

Guy 1 "Ouch."

Guy 2 " Yeah man, you should have that looked at."

by SteveTheWalrus September 2, 2013

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scissor shit

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.

Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011

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