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female sex organ

Are you fucking dumb or something? It’s a fucking vagina you dumbass.
by Minecraft1238 January 21, 2019
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sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
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race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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sex me up

Another way of saying "have sex with me" but more demanding and hot. more of a spur of the moment thing and you'd probably end up having sex in a public washroom or in the back of a club.
"sex me up"
"you can sex me up"
"i'd sex her up"
"i was sexing him up all night long"
by Dewby May 16, 2005
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Among Us Sex

When a 10 year old wants to Beat off to a jellybean
Among us sex is so hot

-Little Timmy Age 10
by JimmyJoeFungus January 11, 2022
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Wack a mole sex

The act of inserting baby squirrels into your girlfriends butt while having vigorous sex to which the scrotum "wacks" the squirrel back into the butt when trying to escape.
Me and my girlfriend bought some squirrels so we can have Wack A Mole Sex.
by Omega1086 June 15, 2017
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