Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

Zoom Room

A room, usually a home office setup, typically used for zoom or video conference calls.

“My zoom room has a vanity book case”

by Sfgfbf February 9, 2021

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

ZOOMerang

Being sent to learn online at home, then going back to school, then being told to go back and study online from home...

The Board of Education was Zoomeranging the students, because the Teachers' Union didn't want to be in the schools, but the parents didn't want their kids at home.

by Dani I6 March 11, 2021

Zoom

How fast your personal info gets stollen on a call.

Don't go on Zoom!

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021