Dirty William

Dirty William-The act of paying a man from Bodmin called Branok Jago Rowes to masterbate as you have anal sex with Filipino ships stewards whilst the theme from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is played by meth induced buskers.

I”m never going out in Falmouth ever again. I got wrecked and ended up doing a Dirty William with Branok and those lads off a container ship. It were praaper ‘ansome but ‘ee has an arse like a Japanese flag today.

by David Beatty May 21, 2019

Markham williams

He has the smallest dick; only pulls flat girls who under 4’8; biggest pussy alive other than Holden Robinson

Dude I flicked markham Williams and he actually had a seizure.

by Darnell.jenkins April 14, 2019

louis williams

A basketball player for the Philadelphia 76ers. He played high school basketball at South Gwinnett High School. Lives in Atlanta.

Me: Holy shit dude is that Louis Williams?
Friend: Yeah.
Me:Oh shit wat up dawg?

by Ronaldinho10 September 24, 2006

willem

tik boy who doesn’t have an urban dictionary account lol he’s also super hot

he (willem) likes my friend kiara lol

by tiktokthotty May 16, 2019

Robbie Williams

The hottest, sexiest british singer ever to grace the world.

OMG, Isnt he a Robbie?

Doesnt he look like a Robbie Williams?

by aeronautika August 8, 2006

willamina

A bad bitch with killer dance moves. Sometimes misunderstood but really just wants to have fun.

Yo did you see Willamina at the club last night?

--Yeah man she was killing it on that pole

by ripaloo February 13, 2017

William Bradford

A college in Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, that contains a load of scumbags, but at the same time is nice and communal with a pretty landscape. It did have crap staff from 1999-2006 and got dumped on by Offsted, but then improved a lot.

JCC is like William Bradford but without the improvement and the coolness and the lack of drug-addled pain in the arses.

by Sheie February 19, 2008