Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 22, 2024

Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.

Wicked Wisdom.

by 7568ino January 20, 2024

Dip the wick

A medieval game coined by a very bored yet imaginative tiktok metal detectorist called NorthernDetectorist. Involves cock rings, bottles and very gullible viewers. Not to be confused with the game tapped (also medieval)

This is a medieval cock ring probably used in a game of dip the wick in medieval times.

by Nothing to do with ferrets June 02, 2022

Wicked Winter

Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months

"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much

by WickedGinger November 01, 2019

wicked moves

A permanent change in your lifestyle and hobbies to something completely different like becoming a SoundCloud rapper.

I'm done with my otherwise thriving career, my life needs some wicked moves

by No hint here February 24, 2023

Black witch with wicks

Retired Air Force woman from Homestead FL. Social Worker for DCF state of Florida, abuser, scammer, con artist, unhealthy, lazy, judgemental, mentally unstable eater of pork, single, immoral, complacent, aggravating, know it all, kneedy, evil, aggressive, molester, child abuser, violent, irritating, annoying, liar, nosey, and hostile. Unclean liver of life and corruption of good honorable moralistic behavior. Lies to the courts in order to obtain her benefits as from the Military but is no longer even involved. Terrible child care giver and care giver in general.

Black witch with wicks Jackie is crazy, she has always been a black witch pretending to be a nice Christian. She is nothing but a black salem witch SELL OUT. Her poor family thought so highly of her to just be a mean black witch using social securities to live a life of just for her.

by Nowherenearyouinthislifeoneart February 10, 2023