Vute

While on a video call/skype a participant freezes or cuts off their video feed.

While Mike and Steve were on a google hangout. Rick stopped by Mike's cube and Mike vuted himself.

by bigdubb February 27, 2013

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

vulcan

An alian race in star trek. They have pointy ears, slaned brows, green blood, and the boys generaly have a black beetle cut. Their culture is based on only being logical, not emotional wich is because thay as a species are super crazy and have to repress that. The men go crazy for sex once every 7 years in pon farr. They can pinch your neck to knock you out and they can mind meld... wich is exactly how it sounds.

Spock, Tuvok, T'pol, T'pring... are all vulcan

by werty709 May 22, 2009

Vulture Slut

A woman, a lot of the time unattractive, who hangs out in dive bars and try's to pick up men. She lurks at the end of the bar, and when your buddy walks up to the bar to order a drink, she attempts to seduce him. It is imperative that you educate your friends, before entering the bar, about the call of the vulture slut. If one of your friends is in danger of falling prey to this woman, he must immediately utter to you or another friend: "Brrrah - cahh", and you must acknowledge his plight by responding: "Brah - cah, nigga - cah!". This allows all in your group to recognize his situation and come to his aid, before she sinks her talons into him and flys away with her massive labias like a giant pink bat.

The most effective way of deterring her is to run up on her, shove your palm right in her face while pushing her back with it, and saying "Back up out my nigga face".

V - "Hey big boy how you doin tonight? :)"
A - "Yo Todd, Chris is gettin hit on by that vulture slut"
B(Chris) - "Brahh cahh!!!"
A - "Brah cah, nigga cah!"
A to V - "Back up out my nigga face, bitch"

by Genital Wartzkopf September 29, 2009

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.

He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

by Ivegotballsofsteel October 7, 2010

vue

a hott sexy athletic guy that can also sing good
and is sweet charming a one in a million

my boifriend's vue

by fatpanda October 24, 2008

vulveeta

Malodorous solids which a woman has grown in her vagina

She topped off her tuna taco with vulveeta

by Andrew Setter January 16, 2003