Two Dudes

Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me

by sgrant39 May 21, 2011

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two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011

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two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"

by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009

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Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

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two-twelve (2-12)

mano y mano; a one on one convo, a debate between another nicca (no homo)

yo, let me two-twelve (2-12) wit u real quick...

...but ima two-twelve (2-12) wit chu lata aight. im out...

by SiZz August 14, 2007

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two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.

The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.

by michami January 11, 2010

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