touch id 4 lifers

POV: you and your friend give each other access to you computer by adding each others touch id to each others computer. POV: you have to set up very specific rules bc you don't trust them but you want access to their computer.

Ania: I read your zoom chats with noor and i want to eat you now
Ella: thats not very kind
Ania: your face isnt very kind
Ella: okay!!
Ania: your such a touch id 4 lifer
Ella: right back atcha?
Ania: TouchId4Lifers bro

Ella: what does that mean?
Ania: ur mom
touch id 4 lifers...

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

go touch grass

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.

Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.

by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022

Tips Don't Touch

When a dick is so big and thick that your finger tips don't touch when your holding it

Becky: Omg Sarah I saw Josh's dick and grabbed it.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.

by Big_Sausage_Pizza November 3, 2017

Touching cloth

When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.

Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!

by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010

make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

I'd touch it

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.

G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.

by wordbird1223 November 1, 2007

touchdown

When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.

Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!

by BoleBjorn May 5, 2006