Bow on top

a saying meaning a "cherry on top"

i have a bow on top surprise for you.

by Sleezing February 19, 2019

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016

Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 03, 2010

Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 26, 2017

Parrot top

An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.

"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."

"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"

by Ironborn October 01, 2019

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 07, 2020