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toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles
girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
by stonerstina August 8, 2015
mugGet the toilet watermug.

Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
mugGet the Picasso'd the toiletmug.

Toilet Whore

A woman who often participates in intercourse within the confines of a bathroom stall. (Literal)

A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
"Here comes another girl out of the men's room with white stains on her blouse, must be a toilet whore."

"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
by jimvanmeter May 17, 2006
mugGet the Toilet Whoremug.

toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.
Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....
by The Moai February 10, 2005
mugGet the toilet warriormug.

Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
by Cherrubim April 3, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Taintmug.

Russian toilet

Having to choose between two or more toilet doors while an exhausted colleague is washing his/her hands in shame, running the risk of being fumigated by fecal gasses.
I just found myself in a Russian toilet situation. The odds where 4 to 1 and I lost.
by Lextra November 28, 2011
mugGet the Russian toiletmug.

Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe
by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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