spare tire 

The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire

spare tire by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Canadian Tire 

A store in Canada that sells anything from car parts, to Christmas Trees, to lawnmowers, to coffee makers. The only thing Canadian Tire doesn't sell is furniture and food.

Most of their tools are either Mastercraft, Black & Decker or Skil brand tools.

I'm off to Canadian Tire to get a new socket set. Man the drill looks like it's a great buy...I think I'll get myself a new electric drill.

Canadian Tire by Glflegolas April 22, 2013

Polish Tire Shine 

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

Polish Tire Shine by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009

bag of shit tied in the middle 

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

bag of shit tied in the middle by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

tire swing 

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php

I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

tire swing by Glerg McSpinglesonshire January 20, 2009

tire 

n. Gut of a fat woman, usually making her shirt stretch out around the stomach area.

"OH FUCK! Do you see the tire on that chick! Her fat ass should not be wearing that!"

tire by JayRyder April 20, 2005

flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

flat tire by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004