Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.
Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
by Beard Tings November 24, 2021
Get the Beard Tings mug.A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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The taking of a pleasurable ride or drive on an unpaved road. The sound that is made by gravel flying up and hitting the underside of a Jeep or other 4 wheel drive vehicle.
by Jayne Mae June 26, 2023
Get the Ting-Ting mug.A ride on an unpaved road, when gravel is kicked up hitting the steps or rock rails of a Jeep or other 4 wheel drive vehicle, therefore making a “ting-ting” sound
by Jayne Mae June 26, 2023
Get the Ting-Ting mug.Jing Ting is a quirky pretty girl that has a good sense of humour. However, she is not liked by many people due to the high amount of behind-the-back shit talks that she does. She is narcissistic and will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She is not the nicest person to to talk to and is not afraid of confrontation. She likes a lot of guys and plays a lot of their hearts to get attention from others. Jing Ting is not very sporty but she has interest in music. Unfortunately, having a Jing Ting may not be the best situation for you.
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