Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 17, 2022
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
Will smurf is a cult leader
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
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smurf sauce

yummy smurf sauce
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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX September 27, 2015
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Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”
by My Papa Smurf February 26, 2023
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Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2
by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017
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