Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011
Get the Poo Wank mug.a wank aid is another word for something that gets you hard. be it porn, watching the girl next door get changed into her bikini, maybe even your cat gets you going, whatever your thing, if it gets you hot, it's a wank aid.
by naomiftw February 18, 2009
Get the wank aid mug.A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.
"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."
by James McLean July 1, 2002
Get the wank-stain mug.a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
by evil bob August 30, 2006
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by Kingy January 20, 2004
Get the Google Wank mug.Having sex with a woman who is letting you do it but not really committing to the moment.
Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.
Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.
Your mate "So you were making the beast with 2 backs with Tracey last night?"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"
by Pipmiester June 7, 2010
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