Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja January 15, 2009

Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025

Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.

Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.

by Unsmoked April 24, 2023

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019

SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.

A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!

by buttercup451 May 16, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022