Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.

"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."

by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019

Jordan (girl)

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.

Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.

by dbabs December 20, 2013

girl jordan

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her

You can always count on girl Jordan.

by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017

michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

by Adrian July 2, 2006

jordan shoes

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

Jordan Marie

Very sexy girl. Always chasing after one certain guy waiting for him to realize she it the one. She can be very shy but once you get to know her she is crazy and will do almost anything. A great kisser. You never want to miss out on getting a chance to hug or kiss a Jordan Marie.

Jordan Marie should be with the guy she loves

by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015

Benn Jordan

Benn Lee Jordan, producing under various aliases (best known as The Flashbulb), is a fantastic American musician. His styling is generally seen as experimental, often making use of fast drum programming and acid-influenced melodies. Born in 1978, he moved from his hometown of Georgia during his childhood to live with his grandparents in Chicago. He would later begin releasing small labels of instrumental music in the United States and Europe, but has since diversified his works, composing for television and film. Jordan has also made a name for himself in advertising, creating trademark jingles for several companies, including Dove, Knowledge, and Verizon. His latest album release, Pale Blue Dot, was the first to be recorded under his real name, and not an alias. Currently, Jordan is represented by Vapor Music Group, an international creative firm in Toronto (Canada), owning and managing their productions in two recording studios in Chicago.

Benn Jordan's "Kirlian Selections" and "Soundtrack to a Vacant Life" albums are arguably among some of his best work.

by unemployedninja September 27, 2009