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The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016
mugGet the The Guitarmug.

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.
I love guitar licking after a tequila
by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022
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Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.
I play the bass guitar for the school band.
by dhar woman January 15, 2023
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guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.
Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance
by writhian September 9, 2021
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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.
Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂
by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022
mugGet the Guitar Heromug.

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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