Vibe Doctor

Name for alt-med practitioner, woo woo doctor etc.

Broadly anyone who is a “doctor” but prescribes things based more on “vibes” than any evidence of them working.

Going to the vibe doctor today. The actual ones are too expensive.

by ecrevisse July 17, 2025

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Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

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Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.

I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009

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