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Cabbage

(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.

Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
by Kabage November 29, 2010
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Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
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Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!
by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017
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spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.
Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.
by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016
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Cabbage

A vegans version of beef with someone else
Yo, you see those two vegans? They got cabbage with each other dude
by lamby1402 November 14, 2016
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Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.
“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”
by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019
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