by br_ronaldinho10 May 13, 2006
a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel
blonde dave is a douche bag
by anonoymous726389 October 17, 2004
a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.
by thompo March 19, 2013
well dave is ok in recess bball games but kinda garbage at our real games, and rod never keeps promises
by ORANGEPEEL5000 May 16, 2019
A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.
by SHAQattaQ November 03, 2016
the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
"Dave Dunn is sexy."
by Masakre January 02, 2012
The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.
Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin March 20, 2018