Stooligans

Derogatory term for "Xuligans", weirdo fanbase of some cringe rap group a.x.e. Started as one guy pretending to be three different guys.

Those Stooligans are the most annoying crack addicts in Portsmouth, OH. Billy won't stop selling them that shit.

by Va11is Manson 11:11 April 29, 2024

Stoolkicker

Someone who makes you want to kill yourself. A Stoolkicker is the one that finally kicks the stool out from under your feet and causes you to hang by the noose.

My math teacher is a total stoolkicker for giving all this homework! She's gonna make me kill myself!

This job is the noose around my neck, and my boss is the stoolkicker!

by CatDinger February 26, 2025

Stooley

1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.

2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)

3. A pedophile to hang downrange

1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.

2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”

3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”

by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

chode stoolio o'toole

a tiny man who is very handy with cars

you are tiny and a chode stoolio o'toole

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 3, 2024

stoflen

some one who looks like, or dresses like a douchebag, but isn't when you get to know them

"I've been hanging out with Tyler alot more lately and he's not that bad"

"What are you saying? He's a stoflen?"

by jkfizzle February 5, 2007