by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008
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Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
Get the Exjw Smurf Girl mug.Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
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Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010
Get the Smurf mug.(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.
"Alex was smurfing last night."
by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025
Get the Smurfing mug.When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
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