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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022
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Slow

Slow is a slang term used for illicitly produced fentanyl (different from the fentanyl produced by big pharma, which is often used for pain management when someone is on hospice).

Fentanyl is a dangerous street drug that is known for being inexpensive and very deadly. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, in the US it said that fentanyl has killed over 100,000 people (I imagine you could easily find a source for this).
'I did a shot of slow last night and Barbara had to Narcan me three times. When I woke up I was so pissed at her, not only because I was sick but mostly because it was such a waste of dope.

So you like the slow and the go? (This would be asking someone if they use both fentanyl and methamphetamine).:

All I got left is some slow, it's $15 a point.
by Slowandgoletsgo February 14, 2025
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slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.
You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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slow

trinity u slow asl
by vonnithagoat May 27, 2022
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slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship
I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM
by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022
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Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.
Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes
by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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