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Get the Slow mug.Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
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Get the Slow Charles mug.Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.
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