Simpsonian

Any one of the few people who still believe that The Simpson's is better than Family Guy.

Dude 1) Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?

Dude 2) Family Guy!?! That show sucks! The Simpson's are sooooooo much better!

Dude 2) Dude, you're such a Simpsonian

by UltimateShadow January 29, 2010

simpsonism

The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.

John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.

by Brett Owen March 22, 2008

Simpsons, The

No,no,no. The question is...how can you tell if someone knows what a good show is.

What you were think of is the following:

How can you tell if someone is a stupid fuckfaced shiteating NARC who has nothing better to do than sit around and bash minorities (including Gays)? Ask them if they like bush, or if they're the above person

by Hiro Protagonist August 16, 2003

The Simpsons

Is not nor has it ever been as good as Family Guy. Or American Dad.

Hym “The Simpsons just isn’t that good. Sorry.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015