shartsquatch

The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.

On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.

by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

skettle-sket for short

a proper dirty girl who has no morals about who she sleeps with and how often - prone to dieseses and prone to breaking blokes hearts,

Opposite to a Goodas

dirty peice of skettle go wash ya self

by Jonesinio April 27, 2004

Mall at Short Hills

Best mall in the country! Everything is "expensive" but people who shop there don't even realize it because that's what they're used to. Richest area in NJ, neighboring towns that shop there are, Millburn, Chatham, New Providence, Berkeley Heights, Westfield, Summit, and Madison. Almost everyone in these towns make about 400,000 a year, and where exclusive clothing from the Mall at Short Hills. Many celebrities shop there. We just call it the mall.

Shit! I lost my tiffany necklace!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?

I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!

by schleverton69 April 20, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome

An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature. Also synonomous to little man syndrome.

he got sms

by MUSOM February 22, 2005

Short Girl

hotness! hot

short girls are hot

by somebody June 29, 2004

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005