Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

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Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

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Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.

“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.

by Savageindustries March 17, 2024

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fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.

Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.

by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022

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Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

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Water Shock

A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".

Dude I tried water shock and that first sip of water felt amazing.

by Sadjhj October 18, 2025

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