snocket

a booger ejected forcibly into a shared space, like a workroom or restaurant (portmanteau of snot + rocket)

Sir, your snocket landed on my girlfriend's food. I believe that you owe her a replacement meal!
Not only wasn't she wearing a mask, she was blowing effing snockets all over the elevator! Gross!
Cover your snocket!

by Mic Rofoon July 29, 2022

Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022

shockerhaven07

Also known as ¨shocker¨.
The best animation youtuber, posting at least one video every 1-2 years. He has created legendary characters such as, Bill, Juan, Jerry, and Gary! He is also a fan of Lemon Demon and Tallyhall.

person 1: ¨Have you seen Shockerhaven07´s latest video?¨

person 2: ¨No.¨

by chickeneaterramenman44 November 30, 2022

shooketh

A red flag to others to alert them to the fact that you've become overly influenced by internet culture.

"That girl speaking hashtags out loud just said she's shooketh. Beware, she may be a Matrix bot."

by Massive Sigh September 9, 2022

shockitude

The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.

I can tell from the shockitude on your face, this is going to be a long-ass conversation.

by hashmetash December 23, 2022

shocked

its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot

wow , that shocked me

by mieawiea April 5, 2023

Shickets

Shit + Tickets = Shickets
Shit tickets are slang for toilet paper.

Honey help!! Can you bring me a new roll of shickets??

by anonymous April 26, 2023