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sexy fart 

The fart of a pretty girl . Believe or sleep out, it is sexy. It is better if she had a fleshy butt, so the fart will sound beautiful. Now there was a girl with tight jeans and she was waiting hard crossing her legs. There was a teacher around, and even she heard that beautiful fart!
PRRRRRRRRR..
Now the reason she farted- She was chewing a gum and she wanted to blaw it out, but that missy blew out her asshole.
>>>>>I'm sorry. I farted.
>>>it is ok babe, it is a sexy fart.
sexy fart by yehanfourty April 17, 2006

sexy bitch 

Someone who is incredibly, irresistibly, and drop dead gorgeous.
"Have you seen Matt and Tim today?"
"No."
"They look like sexy bitches."
"Don't they always?"
"Very true."
sexy bitch by helllllllllooooooo November 9, 2009

Sexy Brows 

A nickname for a person who actually has the complete opposite of attractive eye brows. Frequently, they're uni brows, or uneven, but in all cases they are unappealing.
"Dude, did you see that guy's uni brow?"
"Oh, him? Yeah, that's Sexy Brows."
Sexy Brows by Sexy Brows Lovah April 3, 2009

sexy llama 

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.
"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"
sexy llama by Kandybat April 10, 2010

(Sexy) Skorpion 

n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.
Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
(Sexy) Skorpion by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009

sexy as fuck

a term one would use to describe someone who is incredibly sexy
did you see Daniel's girlfriend, Isabel?
yeah, she's sexy as fuck
sexy as fuck by dlautd August 13, 2018