I remained serenebral while my cat experienced explosive diarrhea all over my brand new white couch from Costco.
by tartnugget July 18, 2025
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My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.
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by AP-Mars August 3, 2025
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ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
by Dildardo September 4, 2025
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ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.
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Get the Serendipical mug.A serendipity night is a weeknight that is often treated as a weekend night. Bedtimes are usually extended and dinners become more extravagant. Though having to return to the normal work schedule after the night.
My family went out of town for a concert and I’m still at my house. I decided to hold myself a serendipity night because they are doing something special so why shouldn’t I?
by Fruit Hunter December 16, 2025
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