Neurotypical screeching 

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

Neurotypical screeching by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

screening 

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

screening by chagra April 28, 2015

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

screenshat by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014

Jim Screechie 

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

Jim Screechie by khitty katt November 23, 2010

Screeching Locust Blow 

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

Screeching Locust Blow by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

screencap 

A screen capture to a graphics program of data on your monitor... could be text or images.

Ralph sent me a screencap of the web article.

screencap by Harrison Hopper November 1, 2008

Screenshitted 

The way in which you screenshot an NFT and take OWNERSHIP of a jpeg.

Gary: NFTs are going to change the world, the blockchain will PROVE that you OWN this ape jpeg. How many of you OWN a mobile phone? Raise your hand.
Me: *Screenshitted* It's mine now.

Screenshitted by screenshitted.eth January 2, 2022