Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.

Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)

by Berba July 12, 2025

Schrödinger’s Prairiedogger

The theoretical possibility of a man holding in a shit urgently busting into the public bathroom while someone decided to piss in the toilet and possibly soiling himself, and the eternal guilt the individual will experience if this highly unlikely event happens.

“i piss in the toilet stall sometimes”
“how could you what about Schrödinger’s prairiedogger"

by I’m Not Black. July 16, 2025

Schrödinger’s Ragebait

a statement, usually derogatory or with purpose of invoking a reaction, of which’s intent is based off of the response of others

“I fucked your wife.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

“Dude, it was ragebait!”

*an example of Schrödinger’s Ragebait

by ripnob July 16, 2025

schrodinger's vinyl

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.

I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.

by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025

Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.

"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

Schrödinger’s Communism

This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.

Schrödinger’s Communism in an argument:
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."

by Embellished Marshmallow July 20, 2025