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sausage coma

1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.
"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."

or

"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."
sausage coma by XiP October 9, 2008
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sausage fest 

A party where there is an overwhelming number of guys than girls with the possibility that there is no girls; implying that all the guys are gay.
We heard there was supposed to be girls at the party...turns out there was his little sister and her friends...it was a sausage fest from the start
sausage fest by JDB98 October 31, 2009

sausage roll stomp 

where you intentionally through your sausage roll (preferably greggs) into the air and proceed to tread it into the carpoet in a stomping motion
Man I said show me how you get down,
Man I said swear down,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp ,
Lemme see the sausage roll stomp,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp,

Sausage fest 

When a female that has more than two men romantically or sexually interested in her.
Female #1: Girl, I don't know what is going lately.

Female #2: What's up? What do you mean?
Female #1: Have you noticed I am dating three guys at once again?
Female #2: I know it's total sausage fest for you...like a man buffet for you. Just use a condom and stay safe.
Female #1: Trust me..I will.
Sausage fest by classymalikat November 17, 2011

sausage man 

A man that has a penis that can reach up to his neck.
Girl1: was he good?

Girl2: yeah he was a sausage man.
sausage man by Hg200547 January 19, 2018

sausage jockey 

male interior designers are sausage jockeys
sausage jockey by manjacket June 1, 2006

sausage caseing 

adj, 1. someone of +35 years with wrinkled skin or a bad tan, who usualy has thining to no hair
that old dudes a sausage caseing.