redkey

A very obese man who will slaughter you if he sees Twinkies he is a stone cold killer who will murder you in cold blood, he once ate an entire police station during trials, so the law is too scared to interact with his vicious crimes, he never weighs under 700 lbs and whenever he walks there is a huge earthquake that people would feel from Russia to America #he steals Twinkies under his tits they are his power source

Man 1: holy shit this is one big ass earthquake help

Man 2: dude chillax it's just redkey walking to the gas station for his hourly dose of twinkies

by Nipplecancer337 August 17, 2018

REDDIT

a cool social media that is always better than instagram

you can see those things:

porn

memes

cute alpacas

pewdiepie

and marquez brownlee

dude: i'm gay
dude 2: OMG ME TOO, I WANNA FRICK YOU SO HARD
dude: YEAH, BUT FIRST LET'S SEE MEMES ON REDDIT!

by G0LD3N0 September 22, 2019

Reddit

A cancer website like 4chan, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, etc

Worst subreddits?
r/gaming
r/Ihavereddit
r/technicallythetruth
r/ askreddit
And many more

Also used when you can't think of an idea for your videos. or just make a Reddit channel where down syndrome cucks just read "lmao funny stuff" and get paid. then when they get criticism they cry and say "I am so sad cause many people say I don't put effort into my videos just cause I am mentally challenged. but just cause I make Reddit videos doesn't mean that I am unoriginal"

Jimmy I use Reddit, I am a Redditor :D
Bob Jimmy we all know you're a vegetable

Cuck OMG THANKS FOR THE GOLD I KNOW MANY PEOPLE SAY THIS BUT I MEAN IT THANKS FOR THE GOLD IT ISNT PLATINUM BUT I DONT MIND THANKS FOR THE GOLD OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad Die

by BlackNiggerFromAfrica April 19, 2020

Reddshit

For when you fail making multiple Reddit posts, you're Reddshit. This means you constantly get low amounts of karma on posts; they didn't do so well.

Guy 1: There's this guy on Reddit, and every post he made didn't do so well.
Guy 2: I guess he's ReddSHIT! Haha.

by Grammar-Slammer May 17, 2020

Reddit

A place where intellectuals come to discuss rick and morty/memes

Person 1:i use reddit
Person 2: huzzah! A man of quality!

by Dead cat on the side of road June 14, 2020

Reddit

The best social media website in existence.

Why are you on Facebook all day? Reddit is way better!

by Qwickable December 25, 2020

Reddit

A website similar to facebook that was created by NSA in order to give people the impression that they are anonymous meanwhile its users upload everything about themselves as if it is facebook. The website has a firewall similar to the great firewall of China where freedom of speech is not allowed and all info are censored so that its users get to see specific information and inevitably get brainwashed. The result?Reddit has large userbase of low IQ degenerates. Examples: r/trees subreddit is for junkies, r/twoxcromosomes subreddit is for abortionists,r/worldnews and r/news subreddits are for fascists,r/gonewild is for sluts and simps etc.

Person 1>Hey i discovered Reddit yesterday
Person 2>Did it decrease your IQ already?
Person 1>Not yet but it decreased my bank account. I donated 100 bucks to some gonewild thots
Person 2>Why are you even my friend?

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021