profactinating

A form of procrastination whereby you look up random facts on the internet and share them with your friends to pass the time.

"I should've been doing my essay for the last 2 hours, and i'm just sitting here profactinating"

by jern December 5, 2013

professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar

I am going to write a professionally nasty email

by benny the jet March 18, 2014

Profellator

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

by Andoon July 23, 2014

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014

Profaning

The act of moving the earth away from the sun in an effort to save the human race

"Mr.president it seems that our only hope to save the universe is by profaning

by George eggington August 14, 2016

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016

Professionalty

To consist as a character/person that is a specialist/master of a subject.

Dr. Diggles expresses professionalty.

by O Devill June 12, 2016