Procraftinator

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.

"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"

by Procraftinator December 7, 2014

porcrastinaoingo

When you procrastinate by complaining about how you are procrastinating in a chat in a chat

Yo I should probably work on my English project instead of procrastinating here
Yeah man, don't porcrastinaoingo

by Jlsajfj December 18, 2016

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

Procrastinigga

Noun describing a person who is always late for or absent to activites/meetings/functions do to the fact of being a procrastinator, especially when in the case of a black person.

"RoC BoY": Yo, Son! We Gotta Go 2 Dis Meeting!

"Bubba RoCs": Aiight Fool!..Let Me Log On Facebook Real Quick && See If Darlysia Wrote Me Back!

"RoC BoY": Man..Yu Being A Procrastinigga!..Facebook..A Procrastiniggas Paradise..

"Just Neaq": So True Bae..So True..

by GrayRoCs December 4, 2009

procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

procrastinator

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker

i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!

by risingshadow April 12, 2009

Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013