Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...

John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

by King Of Poop November 9, 2011

The Woodlands preparatory school

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.

Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr

by Yurboi x.x February 27, 2019

semen hall prep

A nickname for Seton Hall prep because they drown in eachother's semen. Mostly because they are gay. (not written by a delbarton student).

Student 1: hey where do you go to school?
Student 2: Well I forget but I know that I'm gay.
Student 1: Yeah must be Semen Hall Prep

by holy moley guacamole tyler November 19, 2019

rio hondo prep

A private school that teaches grades from 6th to 12th. Is connected to Pearl Prep, Mount Kare, and Kare Park. Stop confusing the logo for the hope’s peak high one.

Guy 1: what school do you go to?
Guy 2: oh, I go to rio hondo prep
Guy 1: oh

by ragingsage February 16, 2021

Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021

San Jose Prep

San Jose Prep is a preparatory school in Jacksonville Florida with grades k-12. They have a Varsity boys team, middle school boys team and Varsity girls team. Their Varsity team won state champs and their middle school team is #1 or #2 in the city is not on the basketball team. They got some thick girls too.

San Jose prep is a nice school with lots of toys

by nodroppp February 8, 2022

Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.

Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"

by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022