Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Poormon

An individual of Mormon faith that believes he has no money...

Poormon: Hey Mitt I'm a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
Mitt: Thats not possible, there's no poor Mormons, we're all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of Joseph Smith...

by mcleanse September 11, 2012

Poor Magnifying

When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.

I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.

by svelte1day October 17, 2012

pooregon

A middle school in medford,Ny that can't afford anything.

Guy 1: Hey did your school pass their budget.

Guy 2: Nah, I go to pooregon.

by B.A.S Jackson September 16, 2012

Poordom

An episode of boredom, dullness or lacklustre due to lack of monitary funds.

I'm suffering from poordom! Seriously, I'm bored out of my tits and broke as shit!

by wopbm7 July 5, 2012